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NE14HOCKEY
East
League
Div
4NE
UEA
2's v Ipswich 4's
Result:
Drew 3-3
Scorers:
Reed (2), Holloway
Captain Godbold had struggled with
team selection for this top of the table Div 4NE clash against UEA. With the
Totem Holloway suffering with a back strain and other ailments from his
hypochondriacs encyclopedia Godbold was forced to bring Sebborn back only 10
days after major surgery.
Sebborn's consultant advised him
against exercising strenuously so early in his recovery period. However it
is alleged that the BMA issued a statement following a viewing of a DVD of
Sebborn's best hockey moments and announced that his style of play in the 43
second DVD suggested a slim chance of him doing anything strenuous.
The students arrived from all corners
of the country as they were on Easter vacation. The game started late as the
UEA goalkeeper was delayed.
The Ipswich backline featured the
normal five players: Kwan (on his 34th birthday); Swain; Whetton; Williams;
and Sneddon.
The midfield was Godbold; Godbold;
Scarff; and Sebborn with the front two being Reed and Fisher. Gaffer joined
the Totem on the bench.
Ipswich started the game well knowing
a win would guarantee promotion but a defeat would almost certainly result
in the students piping them to promotion.
Unfortunately the student keeper was
inspired and made a series of fine saves. Then Ipswich messed up a short
corner and UEA broke to the other end and scored a fortuitous opener deflected
in off Williams' foot.
Shortly after they scored a second and
then had a sequence of six short corners which tired out the aged defensive
line-up but failed to result in the killer third goal.
The half-time Ipswich team talk focused
on the need to not panic and put pressure on. With Holloway on the pitch
Ipswich upped the pace. The visiting students were left wondering who he was
and his team mates wondering why he couldn't have started ..... Ipswich soon
scored through Reed.
But then the birthday boy had an aberration
and UEA opened up a two goal lead again. Kwan then got wound up by the UEA
centre forward commenting somewhat unfairly but not inaccurately about the
softness of the goal. Thereafter Kwan was magnificent.
But Ipswich still pushed forward and
Holloway scrambled a second. As time ticked down UEA started to play for
territory and captain Godbold lost his cool with his bench who outdid Kwan
(which in this activity takes some doing) with their lack of mobility and
urgency to collect balls hit off the side of the pitch.
Then as Holloway charged into the
twenty five he was upended and a short corner was won. From the first Swain,
yes really it was Swain, powered in a shot that hit a foot. The final
whistle blew as the next short corner was taken and Reed took it upright and
powered it through the keepers legs for a timely equaliser.
As a result Ipswich need just a point
away at Dereham to ensure they finish in the top two and gain promotion. UEA
were understandably gutted although livened up the sports club for the rest
of the afternoon with potato easting competitions and some semi-clad
streaking around the tennis courts.
So this was the first and most
memorable of a series of draws for Ipswich Hockey Club on March 29th 2008.
Remember the date - the one and only time Simon Godbold has ever admitted he
played crap.
Man of the match according to the
watching 2nd XI captain was Sneddon for a series of last ditch pushes,
hacks, blocks and the occasional proper tackle.
Joke of the day ...... the Totem
Holloway is unavailable for the crucial promotion match as he is going to
attend a vintage tractor sale ....... sad but true ....
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